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You’ve Been Out Of College Too Long When:


  • Your potted plants stay alive.
  • You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
  • 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to sleep.
  • You hear your favorite song on the elevator at work.
  • You go from 130 days of vacation time to 7.
  • Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as dressed up.
  • You’re the one calling the police because those damn kids next door don’t know how to turn down the stereo.
  • You don’t know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
  • Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
  • You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds.
  • Sleeping on the couch is a no-no.
  • You no longer take naps from noon to 6 p.m.
  • Dinner and a movie - The whole date instead of the beginning of one.
  • MTV News is no longer your primary source for information.
  • You go to the drugstore for Ibuprofen and antacids, not condoms and pregnancy test kits.
  • A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer ‘pretty good stuff’.
  • You actually eat breakfast foods at breakfast time.
  • Grocery lists are longer than macaroni & cheese, diet Pepsi & Ho-Ho’s
  • “I just can’t drink the way I used to” replaces “I’m never going to drink that much again.”
  • Over 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
  • You don’t get liquored up at home to save money before going to a bar.
  • Written April 4th, 2004 by | 2 Comments | Filed under: Miscellaneous Blog Tips

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    1. Great blog. I am glad I found it on Google. I’ll be back to visit your site soon.

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    2. Funny blog post about college grads. Thanks for sharing. I’ll also be visiting your blog frequently.

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