Today’s Wing-Dingers

Bush jokes - “those weapons of mass destruction have got to be somewhere”… and Kerry gets his nose out of joint. Can you spell ‘rhetoric‘?

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Human breasts are being grown on mice. COULD THIS MARK THE BEGINNING of the end for silicone implants?

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In the bad taste category Monty Python’s film “The Life of Brian“ is being recycled to ride on the success of Mel Gibson’s “The Passion of Christ“. Just proves that reruns are an out-of-work entertainer’s best friend.

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In the overpaid and undertalented category, AMERICAN IDOL judge Simon Cowell gives us the finger? Must be nice being paid all that money to be obnoxious. You be the judge.

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Did mankind trade chewing power for a bigger brain? Researchers hypothesize a mutuation 2.4 million years ago could have left us unable to produce one of the main proteins in primate jaw muscles, thereby allowing the human skull to grow.

I have my own theory. Perhaps we humans got our large noses because of a sexual trait (or at least the male mojo) common to our ancestors, which would explain why we beat out the Neanderthals. When it comes to affairs of the heart an overactive libido, blond-hair and blue eyes will win over a low-brow, flat-nosed dufus any day. Takers?

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John Gray’s feathers have been ruffled enough to send frivolous letters of legal action against Irish blogger Gavin of Gavinsblog. It seems that John is out to prove that Men are indeed from Mars.