Just a Few of my favorite Blokeisms for your consideration:
Keep smiling – it makes people wonder what you’re up to.
Don’t worry about about the mistakes you’ve made. Think about the mistakes you will make.
Blog trespassers will be shot on sight. Survivors will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law or deleted. Not necessarily in that order.
Violators of this fair blog will be considered treasonousand paraded to the public square where they will be disemboweled, drawn and quartered in front of a large and blood thirsty crowd of trolls .. then deleted.