The Secret Blog of Steve Jobs
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This is on a need to know basis. Apparently Steve Jobs is blogging under the pseudonym Steve Cupertino on a blogger blog. Why he’s not using MSN Spaces is beyond me, but there’s no accounting for taste.
My favorite bits so far are:
…”like when telemarketers call you at night when you’re totally baked and you can’t resist friggin with their heads by pretending you have Tourette’s Syndrome or whatever”…
Or this:
Woz, seriously, get a grip. Man, sometimes I’m embarrassed to admit that I know this guy. Like, when I watched this really uncomfortable video of my former “partner” playing Segway polo. Groan. Woz, let me ask you: When was the last time you kissed a girl? Or pushed back from the table without having seconds? And now it’s come to this. You’re playing Segway polo and wearing those goofy-ass sunglasses with the MP3 player built into the stem. And hitting passersby with errant shots. Dude, you need to do something with your life. Give money to the Gates Foundation. Buy a friggin yacht like Larry Ellison. Hell, man, go work on global warming with Bono and Susan Sarandon or whatever. Sheesh.
I can’t wait until Jobs spills the beans about Gates. We could use a little more schwagger around here.
UPDATE: He moved
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And we know this is really Steve?
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Who cares. It’s funny as all get out and I’m willing to play along. If it isn’t Jobs I’m sure it will be shut down soon enough.
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