Bloke’s Lawyer Jokes
Q: What do you call a thousand lawyers at the bottom of an ocean?
A: A good start!
Q: Whats the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?
A: The bucket.
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?
A: The vulture waits ’till your dead to rip your heart out.
Q: Whats the difference between an attorney and a lawyer?
A: The name.
Q: How do you keep a lawyer from drowning?
A: Take your foot off his head.
Know any more? Then the Bloke wants to hear it!