Bloke’s Joke for Today
Ok it’s Monday and I need a laugh so here goes:
A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin. Somebody asked her how that could be possible.
“Well,” she said. “The first time I married an octogenarian and he died before we could consummate the marriage.”
“The second time I married a naval officer and war broke out on our wedding day.”
“The third time I married a Microsoft Windows programmer and he just sat on the edge of the bed telling me how good it was going to be.”
Bloke’s Joke for Today
Why did the Mediator cross the road?
Sorry, but I can’t share that information unless the chicken authorises me.
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Ha ha, is a good joke. She really is a lucky woman.