Ok it’s Monday and I need a laugh so here goes:

A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin. Somebody asked her how that could be possible.

“Well,” she said. “The first time I married an octogenarian and he died before we could consummate the marriage.”

“The second time I married a naval officer and war broke out on our wedding day.”

“The third time I married a Microsoft Windows programmer and he just sat on the edge of the bed telling me how good it was going to be.”