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Things You Should Know About Cats

  • Cats have the simplest of taste - only the best will suffice.
  • Dogs are like kids. Cats are like roommates.
  • Cats are living proof that eating and sleeping all day ain’t all bad.
  • Cats teach us that not everything in nature has a function.
  • Traits we despise in people, are prized as virtues in cats.
  • Cats know all the sunny places.
  • An aquarium is interactive television for cats. 
  • A cat’s favorite game is: “Hah! Made you look!”
  • A cat’s worst enemy is a closed door.
  • Cats aren’t clean, they’re just covered with cat spit.
  • Cats aren’t as dignified as people think they are. Ever watch a cat clean its privates?
  • Cats are good for dusting high places.
  • Cats have fur coats because they look silly in raincoats. Uhm… ok.
  • You don’t own your cat. The cat owns you and your house. You just pay the mortgage.
  • Cats have their own lives; so get on with yours.
  • Someone once said: “He who doesn’t like cats doesn’t like pets smarter than he.” But cats aren’t really that intelligent. They just THINK they are.
  • Men don’t like cats because cats are cooler.
  • Cats aren’t so brave when they’re in a microwave.
  • Written November 15th, 2004 by | 1 Comment | Filed under: Miscellaneous Blog Tips

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    1. A Pet is like a rainbow between a mans good side and his heart I guess!

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