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Blog Bloke November 15th, 2004
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Things You Should Know About Cats Cats have the simplest of taste - only the best will suffice.
Dogs are like kids. Cats are like roommates.
Cats are living proof that eating and sleeping all day ain’t all bad.
Cats teach us that not everything in nature has a function.
Traits we despise in people, are prized as virtues in cats.
Cats know all the sunny places.
An aquarium is interactive television for cats.
A cat’s favorite game is: “Hah! Made you look!”
A cat’s worst enemy is a closed door.
Cats aren’t clean, they’re just covered with cat spit.
Cats aren’t as dignified as people think they are. Ever watch a cat clean its privates?
Cats are good for dusting high places.
Cats have fur coats because they look silly in raincoats. Uhm… ok.
You don’t own your cat. The cat owns you and your house. You just pay the mortgage.
Cats have their own lives; so get on with yours.
Someone once said: “He who doesn’t like cats doesn’t like pets smarter than he.” But cats aren’t really that intelligent. They just THINK they are.
Men don’t like cats because cats are cooler.
Cats aren’t so brave when they’re in a microwave.
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A Pet is like a rainbow between a mans good side and his heart I guess!
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