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10 Ways to Know if You are a Blogaholic

As you probably already know I’m a self confessed blogaholic. Not that confession has done much for my soul so I thought it might be helpful if I made a list of my symptoms.

I’m certain that I’m not the only blogaholic out there so when you read this list be honest and let me know if anything strikes a chord with you. Or perhaps you could add something more to the list? After all, misery really does love company.

It should be fun so here goes:

1. Within a few minutes of publishing a post you are already checking for new comments and your traffic stats. You are extremely disappointed that nothing has changed so you check back again a few minutes later (just to be sure). Damn!

2. The last thing that you do before going to bed and kissing your soul mate goodnight is to check for any comments on your blog. Afterwards your mate reminds you that you forgot to kiss him or her goodnight.

3. The first thing that you do when you get up in the morning (even before putting your socks on and making the coffee) is to see if there are any new comments since you last checked your blog the night before.

4. If you are away from your computer for more than a few minutes you find yourself suffering from symptoms of withdrawal. You are getting the shakes and your fingers start twitching nervously. You tell your doctor that you are worried you may be suffering from early-onset of parkinsons disease, but then you realize you have just been away from your blog too long and need a quick fix… and all is well again. Ahhh!

5. Your sense of reality becomes so distorted that you can no longer distinguish from the virtual and the real worlds. So much so that you find yourself putting more emphasis on developing your virtual relationships and neglecting your real world friends, your family, your job…

6. You are so into your blog that you forgot to pay the rent and your credit card bill, there’s no food in the fridge and the hydro has been turned off. But you don’t care because you have a computer battery backup, and if that goes you have a generator rigged up. No worries.

7. When your computer is sick and in the shop you feel that you have no life. You mope around the house and have a craving for keyboarding that just won’t go away. So you call one of your real world friends that you have been neglecting and ask to borrow theirs. You promise to send them an email when you have the time.

8. Before leaving the house you make certain that you have your laptop, your PDA, your cell phone and an internet connection. A few minutes later you get a call from your spouse reminding you that you forgot her and the kids who are still waiting at the door.

9. You complain the next day that you didn’t get enough sleep, but you have no compunction to staying up all night working on your template. How time flies.

10. You neglect yourself to the point you realize you haven’t yet showered, shaved or eaten. Nature is calling you to the bathroom but you put it off because you have to get all those thoughts down on your keyboard. Finally you’re finished and you run like hell to the bathroom only to find it is already occupied. Sigh! So you run right back to the ‘puter and thus continues the cycle.

If you find yourself relating to any of the above please get professional help immediately, and welcome to the club!

* This article has been updated since the original posting 2005

Written June 18th, 2008 by | 7 Comments | Filed under: *Best Tips, Favourite Blog Tips, Featured Tips ,

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